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In the dog park

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Barks in code.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Dog Sees Only Food

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Headshot of perky dog.

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

Dogs and humans greet each other.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'We double-dog dare you.'

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'