Playful Pet Pal Pillows

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

'They call me 'Fluffy', but my real name is 'Fang'!'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

The Karate Kitten.

'Click it or ticket.'

Pet Pony

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

K9 Literati.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Doggy-3D

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

Fetching some bread

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

'Good book?'

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.