Playful Pet Pal Gifts

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

'They call me 'Fluffy', but my real name is 'Fang'!'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

The Karate Kitten.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Pet Pony

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

K9 Literati.

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Doggy-3D

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

Fetching some bread

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

'Good book?'

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"