Playful Pupper Pal Gifts

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Barks in code.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

Headshot of perky dog.

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Puppy and Kitten.

Top dog

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

Dogs and humans greet each other.

In the dog park

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

How paper training can affect puppies...

'We double-dog dare you.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

Dogs running in their dreams

"Counsel will stop playing games."