Playful Pupper Pal Mugs

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Barks in code.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Dog Sees Only Food

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Headshot of perky dog.

Puppy and Kitten.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

Dogs and humans greet each other.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

In the dog park

'We double-dog dare you.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

'Mum, this is my new best friend, Bill: We both love rolling in the mud...'

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'

"Counsel will stop playing games."

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."