Puppy Playful Partner Mugs

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Headshot of perky dog.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

Dogs and humans greet each other.

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

In the dog park

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'We double-dog dare you.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'

"Counsel will stop playing games."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"You mind if we take a little break from playing frisbee?"