Puppy Playmate Mugs

'We double-dog dare you.'

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

"How would you like to wake up with that every morning?"

"Barking's kinda my thing."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

"Some days it's only the barking that keeps me sane."

"I'm 'Bad Dog' so you must be 'Good Boy'!"

Barks in code.

Dogs and humans greet each other.

'I wish I wasn't programmed to act so needy and stupid whenever I see this idiot!'

Puppy at Feeding Time.

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'

'He probably smells your dog on you.'

"I really wish you would stop throwing my stuff."

'Why can't you sit back and relax like other dogs?'

Dog Sees Only Food

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

New Year's Eve party for dogs

Headshot of perky dog.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

In the dog park