Puppy Play Companion Mugs

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Barks in code.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

When bored, we board

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Headshot of perky dog.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

Dogs and humans greet each other.

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

In the dog park

'We double-dog dare you.'

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"Aye, Cap'n. He's handsome. But I'm fairly certain the manual says 'parrot.' Not 'ferret.'" "Arrgh. Shut yer yap and fetch me some rum."