Puppy Playful Partner Gifts

How paper training can affect puppies...

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

Headshot of perky dog.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Top dog

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

In the dog park

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

Dogs and humans greet each other.

'We double-dog dare you.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

"Counsel will stop playing games."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'