Playful Pet Owner Gifts

'Honey, did you put the Tabasco Sauce in Ben's dish by mistake?'

Fido phones

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"It's for you Fluffy."

'Good book?'

'I don't go through the rubbish because I'm hungry: I'm just curious...'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

'I don't understand the adults on Christmas Day: At least the kids, like us, play with the boxes...'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Hmmm.... a naive domestic border collie without any breeding, but I am amused by her presumption."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

A girl with a dog and balloons

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the d*mn stick."

K9 Literati.

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'Super Dog'

Man throws dog a ball, he returns with rugby ball.

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

Pet Pony

Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

Sky Leash

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'I'm not playing fetch, I'm cleaning up the yard.'

He squeaks when you chew him. Then he gets quiet … Too quiet.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.