Fun-loving Animal Owner Gifts

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

K9 Literati.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Pet Pony

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Bad dog!"

'Who's best friend are you?'

'Good book?'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

A girl with a dog and balloons

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

When Pugs dream.