Fun Pet Owner Gifts

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Spot Quiz....

'Next!'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

K9 Literati.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Pet Pony

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Good book?'

'Who's best friend are you?'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

When Pugs dream.

"Here he comes! Don't move."