Fun Pet Owner Pillows

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Next!'

Spot Quiz....

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

K9 Literati.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Pet Pony

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Who's best friend are you?'

'Good book?'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

When Pugs dream.

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.