Fun-loving Dog Owner Pillows

Elevator: Up, Stay, and Lay Down.

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Spot Quiz....

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Good book?'

'Who's best friend are you?'

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Bad dog!"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Dog at a restaurant

"Can you train him to bite my husband whenever the trash gets full?"

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

Fido phones

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

Don't move Grandma! I'm decorating you for the holidays.