Playful Pet Owners Gifts

'Someone's always burning the midnight oil around here.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Look at Spot - he always did love to play with Jack!'

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

"Welcome welcome. Through these gates awais a paradise where the ball of string has no end and EVERYONE catches the red dot."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Super Dog'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Spot Quiz....

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

The Karate Kitten.

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Pet Pony

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

'Click it or ticket.'

K9 Literati.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Doggy-3D

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."