Fun-loving Dog Owners Gifts

"No, nothing wrong. Just helps me focus on what's important."

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Skeleton playing fetch.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Not here - home!'

"She's a miniature."

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Chasebook

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Spot Quiz....

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Watchdog on Holiday

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Puppy Love

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Hombre's Best Friend.