Fun-loving Dog Owners Gifts

"No, nothing wrong. Just helps me focus on what's important."

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Skeleton playing fetch.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Snoopy with Laptop

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"She's a miniature."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'Not here - home!'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Chasebook

Spot Quiz....

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Watchdog on Holiday

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"