Dog Owners With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Inflatable Love Leg

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Cat and mouse.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Free Range Golfers

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'I hate surprises!'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"Bad dog!"

'Good book?'

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

Marxist Elephant

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

Dog Jogger

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Bad Dog

Goldie playing chess. Check.

'Better get used to it. I was just appointed to nine life terms to the bench.'

Free Range Chicken.

The Haunted Dog House