Dog Owner Humor Gifts

Something nasty afoot.

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"We got custody of the Cat."

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

"I'm sorry that Ted ever taught him to smoke. It's costing us a fortune!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Skeleton playing fetch.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Dog wearing a cone

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"Bad dog!"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

Parrot annoying dog.

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

When Pugs dream.