Humorous Pet Owner Gifts

'And that's his evil twin brother'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'I taught him that being housebroken is not so bad.'

Dog reading 'Guilt free bad dog' whilst smoking and drinking.

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

When Pugs dream.

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

Cat Show - Sheds Most

A self satisfied cat appears to know answers to all questions

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

Cat at Surprise Party.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Parrot annoying dog.

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Polly want a cracker?