Fun-loving Animal Owner Mugs

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Pet Pony

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'Who's best friend are you?'

Two cats are high off catnip.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"Bad dog!"

'Good book?'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

A girl with a dog and balloons

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.