Playful Pet Person Pillows

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Puppy and Kitten.

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Pet Pony

K9 Literati.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Good book?'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Top dog

A girl with a dog and balloons

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog