Playful Pupper Pillows

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Super Dog'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Pet Pony

K9 Literati.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'Click it or ticket.'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Headshot of perky dog.

'Good book?'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Puppy and Kitten.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Top dog

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Fido phones

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'