Playful Pup Lover Pillows

Wait your turn. I was here first.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Top dog

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Jr. cloning kit

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Obedience School Graduation

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Puppies

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

A Change of Scene.

Dogs

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dogs in a basket