Puppy Play Lover Pillows

"Counsel will stop playing games."

Barks in code.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Jr. cloning kit

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Dogs

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppies

New Year's Eve party for dogs

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Click it or ticket.'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Dog Sees Only Food

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Dog Calenders.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.