Puppy Playtime Lover Pillows

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

Headshot of perky dog.

Barks in code.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Jr. cloning kit

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Puppies

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Dog Sees Only Food

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Click it or ticket.'

"I see a couch."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

K-9 Garten

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."