Puppy Playtime Appreciator Pillows

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Headshot of perky dog.

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

Top dog

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"C'mon, one more throw!"

How paper training can affect puppies...

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Take it easy back there!"

Dogs running in their dreams

Walking the dog

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

"Counsel will stop playing games."

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

'I think Bruno has discovered bitches.'

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

"On the eighth day God really rested."

"They keep asking me, 'Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?' How should I know?"