Puppy Appreciator Pillows

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Pick me!"

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Stubborn Horse

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Laboratory Retriever

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

Puppy.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Say cheese!

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Dogs in a basket

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'