Picky Pup Appreciator Pillows

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Puppy.

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

"Take it easy back there!"

"He won't bite, but he carries with him a large repository of judgements."

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

Log in, paper out.

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

"Remember laps?"

"He's my best friend, but not my BFF."

A couple deciding whether to enter their puppy into a dog show

"On the eighth day God really rested."

'You know which one to push Peppy. Push one.'