Picky Pup Ponderer Pillows

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Fish Food

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"We're not so different, you and I."

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

I Wonder if They can Think…

"What do cats want?"

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

Cat Philosophers

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

'He's so cute Jean! How old is he now?'

Puppet Thinks

'I'm not sure who the father is, I didn't get a look at his face'

'I ask you: How can putting us in a glass bowl with plastic plants be entertaining to them?'

"I know it's pricey, but I think going back to the old food is probably a good