Pup Ponderer Pillows

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Fish Food

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"We're not so different, you and I."

"Which one of us is me?"

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

I Wonder if They can Think…

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

"What do cats want?"

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.