Pup Ponderer Pillows

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Fish Food

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"We're not so different, you and I."

"Which one of us is me?"

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

I Wonder if They can Think…

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

"What do cats want?"

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.