Picky Pup Ponderer Gifts

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Fish Food

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"We're not so different, you and I."

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

I Wonder if They can Think…

"What do cats want?"

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

Cat Philosophers

'He's so cute Jean! How old is he now?'

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

Puppet Thinks

'I'm not sure who the father is, I didn't get a look at his face'

"I know it's pricey, but I think going back to the old food is probably a good

I'm neither a dog person nor a cat person. I'm a people person.

'Yeah, I read somewhere that people started to look like their pets after a while...'