Puppy Ponderer Gifts

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

I Wonder if They can Think…

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'I'm not sure who the father is, I didn't get a look at his face'

Max reflects on what he might have become if only he didn't drop out of obedience school.

Happy Cat Haven.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Human meat.

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Fish Food

Walking on Water

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

"We're not so different, you and I."

"Which one of us is me?"

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

Astronaut on tether sees circling shark slicing through the surrounding space.

"What do cats want?"