Puppet Ponderer Gifts

Puppet Thinks

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"Is there a God?"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Human meat.

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Fish Food

Bizarre sights.

Walking on Water

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Elevator dilemma.

Cartoon heading in the right direction.