Puppet Ponderer Gifts

Puppet Thinks

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Human meat.

"Is there a God?"

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

The Big Four debate banking ethics

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

Bizarre sights.

Fish Food

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Walking on Water

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."