Panda Ponderer Gifts

"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wildlife

Tourists

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Pyramid catflap...

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

How they did it . . .

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Ricochet

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'Camel'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Where does this go?'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."