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"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wildlife

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Tourists

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Pyramid catflap...

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

How they did it . . .

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'Camel'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."