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"Which one of us is me?"

'Why can't you become obsessed by TROPICAL birds?!'

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

'I just hate how everyone sees everything as black or white!'

'The Thompsons moved to Florida, the Jacobs to Arizona, but we're still padding around on this damned iceberg!'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wildlife

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Is there a God?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers