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'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

'It's a small operation at the moment but we're growing all the time.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for one day; teach a man to fish and he'll stink for the rest of his life.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Now that I'm in a smaller pond, I suppose I'll have to lower my expectations!'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Now that the kids have grown up and have tadpoles of their own I often find myself wondering what I'm going to do with the rest of my life.'

Wildlife

"Up there, in all the vastness of space and time, do you think it's possible there could exist another pond?"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

Funky Facts: Frogs.

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

Smooth Newt

"I haven't eaten in three weeks. This must be a 'No fly zone'."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"You called?"

The Pond is Always Greener

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

"...And where the hell's the gnome gone?"

And many other things you have not seen there before.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'This is why I don't have you over more often.'

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

Tadpoles