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'Let's face it, a pier is just a bridge that doesn't go anywhere!'

Larry promised himself he wouldn't give into the pier pressure...not again.

Wildlife

Tourists

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Happy thoughts

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Pyramid catflap...

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Beginning Yarder.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Dog Igloo.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Camel'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'

Keystone XL

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass