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"If you need us we're available 22/7."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Tourists

Happy thoughts

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Here's the parking lot."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Pyramid catflap...

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Dog Igloo.

'Camel'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'Where does this go?'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath