Pi Ponderer Gifts

"If you need us we're available 22/7."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Tourists

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Happy thoughts

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Here's the parking lot."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Pyramid catflap...

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

How they did it . . .

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Camel'

Dog Igloo.

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Robot Attack in Bath