Precision Ponderer Gifts

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Happy thoughts

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"I want my job back."

Fruits and vegetables

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Sitting down

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"