Pencil Ponderer Gifts

"Hmm....2B or not 2B....?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Happy thoughts

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"Is there a God?"

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Doo inc..can and no can.

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Bizarre sights.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'