Pencil Ponderer Prints

"Hmm....2B or not 2B....?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Happy thoughts

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Doo inc..can and no can.

"Is there a God?"

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Crap in" and "crap out"

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"