Penmanship Ponderer Gifts

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'I've got my handwriting back from the graphologist - she says I'm shoddy, untidy, and cack-handed - it's uncanny!'

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Bumper Limos

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

Quill

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

Ancient man

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

Dip Pen Bouquet

"Hmm....2B or not 2B....?"

Victim of your own writings.

Veterans of Cursive Writing

"I guess today separated the wheat from us chaff."

T.Morell, S.T.P-S.S.A.

John Hancock practices his signature

'I'm not filling this prescription because it's obviously forged. The doctor's writing is legible.'

"We're practicing our bad penmanship. In case we want to become doctors some day."