Penmanship Enthusiast Gifts

Dip Pen Bouquet

"With Benjamin, the numbers are still terrible, but the calligraphy is breathtaking."

'Yes, this is a very neat report you printed out on your home computer, but this was an excercise in penmanship.'

Ancient man

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Je Suis Charlie

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Spilled Ink

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'