Penmanship Enthusiasts Gifts

Victim of your own writings.

It's very important to learn how to write in script - how else will we sign for credit card purchases?

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Je Suis Charlie

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Spilled Ink

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'I still write all my novels longhand.'