Pen Enthusiast Gifts

"Writing is... rewriting."

"If you've got a complaint put it in writing!"

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

Boss says to employee: 'It's good to give a little something back. Is that my pen?'

Spiv.

How to write

'Nuts, every pen in the house is our of ink.' 'Well, we're out of money too. Maybe it's divine providence to keep us from being overdrawn.' 'Or it could just be lousy pens.'

'Give me a pen that isn't on a little chain and out of ink!'

Deflating Desk.

"Anybody got a pen that works?"

Lobbying Parliament.

Doctor in pen shop - "I'd like something that both blotches and scratches."

I'd like to settle down with a nice pen who won't out on me.

'Hey, someone keeps lifting my personalized pens!'

Freedom of the press

Wear your pens with pride

Writer trapped on island makes an SOS sign with a fountain pen.

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Biro Diversity

The press gives up its freedom.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"This homework is in your father's handwriting!"

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

Broken Pen

"I miss the old days when you were audited by someone holding a ballpoint pen."

Spilled Ink

Ink Pen

Biro Security

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Je Suis Charlie

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

I think I'd like a fountain pen for my birthday, Axel. I thought you used Crayola writing instruments exclusively, Lance.

"Let's just agree we're both mighty and let it go at that."

Dip Pen and Grindstone