Pencil Enthusiast Gifts

"Ah, to be young again."

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

'These amusing novelty pencils shaped like frankfurters, taste really good.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Sheesh! Slow day!'

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Artist

"Did you delete those documents like I asked?"

"Cheers Kev, you're a diamond!"

"Unfortunately polishing my mouse isn't as relaxing sharpening my pencils."

"Has anybody seen my pencil?"

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

Shorthand

'You're only allowed a pencil set until your probationary period is over.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

X-Ray "Oh I'm sorry that's not you that's a photo of the A416"

Computers are down. Anybody know how this thing works?

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Je Suis Charlie

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."