Pencil Lover Gifts

Self-Portrait

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Accountant Manqué

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Je Suis Charlie

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Spilled Ink

Cow cartooning block.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

"I'm not buying it."