Pen And Pencil Aficionado Gifts

The Cartoonist.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Je Suis Charlie

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Spilled Ink

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

How to write

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'